EPNY careers, evil Mac OS

Emile just wrote me to let me know that E.piphany is using an OLD quote from me on their careers page. What they don't mention is that the company was tiny then, and that the fish tank leaked one day, resulting in its expedited removal from the office. I guess a few people still have tanks in their cubes/offices, including Roger. Having a fish tank at work was a pain in the ass. It tied me to the office so effectively that I'd sometimes go in to work just to make sure it was running properly.

On a completely unrelated note, check out this article that Adam Nash sent me. Is it a joke? I can't tell. Either way, it's hilarious. :) Here are some juicy tidbits:

[BSD Unix] -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism....

According to one of our readers, the new MacOS X contains another Satanic holdover from the "BSD Unix" OS mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing?

Speaking of things that good Christians shouldn't do, I was forwarded a link of a female golfer and her trophy. It's funny, too. :)