Why e-mail sucks

As some of you already know, I'm retiring my old e-mail address. As you can see from the screenshot, it has collected 171 messages in roughly half a day, even though the vast majority have been automatically filtered into "Junk E-mail" (the ones that have been SpamAssassin tagged) and "Bounces" (bounced messages from spammers using my address as the source). I still have a ton of mail making it past SpamAssassin.

And because I can no longer use procmail scripts to automatically trash SpamAssassin tagged messages, webmail is completely unusable: I log in and have to wade through 300 "turn your spud into a potato" messages to find my 3 personal messages.

*Update* My old address is OFFICIALLY shut down. I just spent the last hour going through all my important web accounts, changing e-mail addresses. :)