"You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your authority. You will crush all the inferior people under the soles of your jackboots, and any who question your motives will be eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane of every other person's existence, because you're constantly contradicting stupidity. Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams of a master race of spellers and grammarians frighten the masses. You must always watch your back. If only your power could be used for good instead of evil." - [Grammar Quiz]
*UPDATE* There was some confusion because I linked to the wrong quiz. Here is the one that was linked before -- the one that gives you a "God" status, instead of a being labeled a "Fuhrer": [How grammatically sound are you?]
If I had written the test, I would have include choices containing the following "words": [r, u, ur, OMG, LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, etc.]. Anyone who happened to choose one of those as valid for use would be first flagellated mercilessly with their keyboards and then banned from all further electronic communication.