Curl enhancing lotion

Girls are weird. I was over at Vienna's place last night and discovered a bottle of weird-ass lotion in the bathroom. I believe the question I asked when I emerged was, "what part of the body do you lotion that has hair on it?" The Batcho was there, too, following up with, "It's like a store in there. Wait, doesn't 'curl enhancing' need a hyphen?" And then there was the enormous box of shoes in the kitchen...

I suppose that my equivalent would be the enormous box(es) of camera gear I have strewn about in my place. :)