Hello, racial profiling

Dear North Korea, Will you please stop scaring everyone with nuclear tests? I'm starting to get yanked out of line at airports for questioning and searching.

Your friend, Eric

I don't think I look like a sketchy guy. The recent North Korea news is the only thing I can think of that would cause the recent change in behavior.

On the other hand, it gave me the opportunity to have a nice pseudo-conversation in broken Spanish with the narcotics agent.