I met someone I've totally fallen for. No one was more surprised than I -- I'm not sure how this is going to work, given my schedule, but it's still exciting nonetheless! UPDATE: (edited end of day, April 1) OK, you got me. Happy April Fool's Day!
I tried to imagine the cruelest joke I could plan on my friends, and judging from some of the private e-mail I received, it was pretty effective. :)