My sister, hysterical, after rolling down the car window: "Eww! Inside, it smells like Eric's fart, and outside, it smells like sewer! And the fart smells like daikon!" (Which is funny because I haven't had daikon since last night). And just now, we just got pulled over by a cop for turning right from the 2nd lane in the middle.
My mom's excuse?
"I knew I couldn't, but I had to!"
The fine was $20, with no effect on car insurance rates. The cop was really polite and kept apologizing, and getting the ticket took 2 minutes. Not bad!