Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

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> AOMORI, JAPAN—At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men.

> The shy Japanese nymph enjoys fantasizing about fat fortysomethings with excessive neck and back hair.

> "I can't explain it," said Nakajima, dressed in a pleated miniskirt and pure white knee socks. "There's just something about American men who are at least twice my age and nearly three times my body weight that totally drives me wild."

> Added Nakajima, "They're so hot." [full article]