I just sent this to my Facebook friends

Hello, friends. This is a request, in the gentlest way possible, to stop writing to me with e-advice about future baby. If I see you in person, please tell me all about your experiences (or don’t), but it really isn’t appropriate in an electronic format from folks I rarely or never see. Don’t get me wrong—I love the enthusiasm and excitement from friends, but I’m sure I will get plenty of baby experience from my actual future baby, and will raise him in a way my wife and I see fit.

Yes, I’m a grumpy one, but only after receiving WAY TOO MUCH unsolicited, unwanted advice.