… didn’t come in today. Wife called me in the middle of the day while I was at the NANPA Nature Photography Summit in San Diego (to give a talk), and I answered the phone because I thought she might be labor.
Me: “Hello? Are you in labor?”
Wife: … “What? No. There’s a dead rat in the pool.”
Me: !!! “Take the rat out and put it in the compost!”
Luckily, wife’s big sis is in town, and helped to dispose of the rat.